When I was walking home after dinner with a friend, I passed by a group of late teens/early uni students.
Apparently one acne faced young lad thought he’d outdo his friends.
“Ketchup?” (catch up?)
“That doesn’t even make sense.”
A trail of laughter was left in my wake. He had either won them over, or had the piss taken out of him at full force.
Then I ran into a couple taking their dogs (wearing jumpsuits reminiscent of Chinese babies) for a walk. Without walking them.
Today was weird.