The last one to leave, I sit inside on a beautiful sunny San Diego day, nursing the worst bum burn I’ve ever had.

However it is I managed to forget to apply SPF to the back of my legs, but remember everywhere else is a disappointing mystery to me.

A painful mystery it is.

I’m not looking forward to the ever-so-comfortable (ever-so-sarcastic) airplane seating that my burned bum will have the pleasure of enjoying for the next few hours back to CO.