When I was walking home after dinner with a friend, I passed by a group of late teens/early uni students.

As in regular fashion, they try to outcool each other. Who can speak more English. Who can say more “hi”s.

Apparently one acne faced young lad thought he’d outdo his friends.

“Catchjup”

“Ketchup?” (catch up?)

“Yes, catchjup”

“That doesn’t even make sense.”

A trail of laughter was left in my wake. He had either won them over, or had the piss taken out of him at full force.

Then I ran into a couple taking their dogs (wearing jumpsuits reminiscent of Chinese babies) for a walk. Without walking them.

Today was weird.