My apologies to the Domino’s delivery man, previously unmentioned in the list of Korean deliverables.

However, I would like to take a moment to reflect on the comedy of not the delivery man himself, but pizzerias in Korea, mainly speaking of Pizza Hut however.

At home, the 4th grade rec-league basketball team makes a pepsi-cola cheers for getting second place in the city finals, while licking the pizza juice off their greasy fingers.

Here, it’s a proper restaurant. A desired date place if you will. Swanky salad bar and all.

On one Valentines Day in China, I happened to pass by a Pizza Hut with a line out the door; men dying to impress their dates with western dining choices.