This wind can suck it

Windiest (is that a word?) day ever. Possibly in my entire life.

So windy, it was louder than kindergarten students, if that’s even possible.

So windy, I couldn’t walk straight.

So windy, metal kiosks fell over and shattered windows.

So windy, construction materials and trash bags circled the trees and wouldn’t let go.

So windy, I couldn’t keep my scarf out of my face as I walked.

I don’t recommend driving in this wind.

Even for five minutes.

Bad idea.